Free Downloads!
Even the stingiest of critters sometimes has to give back to the community.
So, all right, you don't have to twist my tail - here are your free frikkin'
downloads, Community! And you'd better enjoy 'em, too.
<Coy slinks off muttering about coypal tunnel syndrome.>
Everything in the "download" sub-directory is free for personal use. All I ask is:
- link back to my site and/or give credit:
" http://www.a-coy.netfirms.com ";
- do not sell, distribute, or use the downloads for commercial purposes;
- do not link remotely - if you want these freebies, save them to your computer.
(Otherwise, the hosting company will bitch about bandwidth and being over my quota.)
That's it! That, and maybe a good scratch behind the ears in the mornings, or
chocolate Coy Chow in my bowl.
Owww-oooo.....
Links to Free Downloads:
Here's the big disclaimer again:
This site contains material inappropriate for children, pets, and most houseplants. Inclusions may include slash, graphic or NC- 17 images, text, and more. By looking at this website, you agree that you like it, want it, and will let me spank you on Sundays.
So... while you're sniffing through my free stuff, why not check out the awesome stuff you can buy here or maybe here?
- Tell people off!
Hey, where else in the world can you
hire a coyote
to do your nasty-work?
...Surely someone's pissed you off. So
tell them!
Buy a shirt! No letters? Okay, how about gifts from the Ebil Stuff Shop? ...Hats, shirts, bags, stickers, you name it, I've planted my paws all over it there.
No sale, huh? Oh, well, can't blame me for trying. I mean, I did make all these
totally free, incredible downloads for you....
And a coy's gotta eat, know what I mean? Well, one last try, then...
"Feed a Hungry Coy. Keep this website going. Click the button above and donate to the Starving Asshole Coyote Fund today!"
};-P
