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The Kwikspell Fanfic Correspondence Courses

Welcome, welcome, step right up!   We've an amazing display of talent and resources right here at your fingertips.

Do you ever feel inferior or wonder why all your peers can write fanfic so easily, while you labor painfully at the task?   Well!   Wonder no more!   Your answer is here.

Our selection of Courses is designed to enable you to write fanfic equal to or better than even the internationally famous poseur Gilderoy Lockhart.

Choose from our selection below...*

Are you tired of all your friends' fics being better than yours? Do you long to churn out fanfic like the automated smut it is? Well, never fear - you too can easily produce the same overrated monotony that many of your peers produce today! Just try our

Kwikspell Automatic Fanfic Correspondence Course

Slash Perv Edition

Het Fetish Edition
(coming soon!)

In only 30 days, you too can perfect the art of quasi-erotic drivel! Sign up today for our additional lesson: dealing with flames from halfwits.

Each Course Only 20 Galleons - Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back!*


* Less shipping, handling, and random restocking costs. Not valid in AK, HI, or Mars. The Kwikspell Corporation is not responsible for any flames, tirades, jibes, or other malevolence received by graduates of the Kwikspell Automatic Fanfic Correspondence Course. Price plus S&H ($199.32). Not to be used as a lifesaving device.


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