Disclaimer: "Labrador" here refers to the dog, not the people or country. I'm sure it's a nice happy place.
I like dogs, but Labradors don't qualify. These are not dogs. Labradors are actually small quadripedal Antichrists. I'd just as soon eat one as look at it. (See recipes,right.)
Oh, they start out cute enough... soft little blunt-nosed puppies. But before long, they start barking... that annoying little knell of doom that pierces your skull and drills its way eventually into even your dreams. And then they start WHINING, like the sound of an incoming missile from Hell.....
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