Highlights from the Sims Stories : Sim Lupin
(including characters who bear an uncanny resemblance
to Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, and Lucius and Draco
Malfoy)
Disclaimers: J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. and their assigns own
the copyright to the original characters on which these are based, and the world in which
the originals are set. Maxis and Electronic Arts own the rights to
the video game, "The Sims," in its original form. However, I do own,
and reserve all rights for, these specific pictures and descriptions.
(c)2002-2003 Aimless Coyote. Don't borrow without permission. You
will be bitten!
Parents: These are
NOT children's stories! They are rated NC-17 and contain full
frontal nudity, serious neuroses, and child abuse!
There are also homosexual overtones, although that won't hurt them.
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual encounters, and nudity.
Spoilers: Um, I don't know. I've never read the canon.
Pairings: Lupin/Snape, Lupin/Potter (implied)
Important: A note about sequence....
all these stories are running concurrently, so deal with it. They start
in the order listed, a few days apart for each, and continue simultaneously
from there. The stories jump around a lot. Why? Because
this is the "highlights" page. There are four hundred pictures
for each story-line.
Shortcuts: Back to the
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Hey there! story-lines roll left to right... then
back.
LUPIN
"Well, this is not such a bad neighborhood... maybe I'll set up shop across the road from Sev. Piss him off, if nothing else." -->
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"Ah! What an unusual rock formation. --Now, why is it ringing?"
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To his genuine surprise, Sim!Snape has seen him appear across the street from him, and has elected to bring the Wolf "downtown" to show him around.
-Snape: Now, look, Remus, I expect you NOT to embarrass me in front of the Muggles.
-Remus: Sure sure sure. Ooh, what's that? Is that a fountain?
-Snape: *facepalm*
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While Lupin plays in the fountain, Snape glares at him. "I suppose next, you'll be in search of a toilet to drink from, hm?"
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After security runs them off, Lupin walks about trying to make friends with the Muggles.
-Remus: Look! Would you like to see my puppet?
-Muggle: What the fuck? Are you crazy?
-Snape: ...Yes. *Grabs Remus and drags him away.*
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Remus: Hey! Check me out. I can turn into a wolf on command.
Snape: Ah, Remus? Remus... you can't do that.
As the Muggle begins to laugh and point, Snape rolls his eyes. "I am SO out of here..."
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In the wake of Snape's departure, the locals express their disapproval of Remus's behavior.
Muggles: "Wolf my *ass,* get the fuck outta here." |
"Owww. I think I hurt something." A pause. "Wait, wait, that's right. I can heal supernaturally fast. So *HA!* Take that, Muggles!"
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After dusting himself off, Remus goes in search of easier prey.
"Would you like to see my puppet? He likes you."
-Muggle woman: "Awww, that's so cute! How long have you been out of the mental ward?"
-Puppet: (In a squeaky voice.) "Hey! Watch me turn into a wolf, babe!"
-Muggle woman: ..
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Muggle woman: "Hey! I told you to leave me alone! Freak."
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So Remus moves on to the next cluster of ladies.
-Remus: "Hey sweetheart, would you like to see my puppet?"
-Muggle woman in white: *sob* "Why do the weirdos always talk to me??"
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"Hey, check me out. Grrrowwll." |
Shortly afterward, Snape reappears to collect Remus.
-Remus: "Snape! Thank Merlin, you came back!"
-Snape: *rolling his eyes* "Well, someone has to make sure you're not passed out on the grass."
-Remus: *looks sketchy*
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Snape takes Lupin home, puppet and all. Lupin catches Snape in a grateful hug before the man can escape.
-Snape: *ack!*
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Back home again safely, Lupin conjures the rain-shower and cleans away the stench of humanity. |
Afterward, it's nighty-night for Lupin in his special outdoor lair. He sleeps peacefully under a new moon.
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(to be continued)
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