Storybook: The Mujuushin Family

Highlights from the Sims Stories : Sim Potter

(including characters who bear an uncanny resemblance to Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, and Lucius and Draco Malfoy)

Disclaimers: J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. and their assigns own the copyright to the original characters on which these are based, and the world in which the originals are set. Maxis and Electronic Arts own the rights to the video game, "The Sims," in its original form. However, I do own, and reserve all rights for, these specific pictures and descriptions. (c)2002-2003 Aimless Coyote. Don't borrow without permission. You will be bitten!

Parents: These are NOT children's stories! They are rated NC-17 and contain full frontal nudity, serious neuroses, and child abuse!
There are also homosexual overtones, although that won't hurt them.
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual encounters, and nudity.
Spoilers: Um, I don't know. I've never read the canon.
Pairings: Lupin/Potter (implied)

Important: A note about sequence.... all these stories are running concurrently, so deal with it. They start in the order listed, a few days apart for each, and continue simultaneously from there. The stories jump around a lot. Why? Because this is the "highlights" page. There are four hundred pictures for each story-line.

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Hey there! story-lines roll left to right... then back.

POTTER

James has burned to death! -->

Lily has burned to death!

Potter seems vaguely distraught when he comes home to an empty yard.

And proceeds to clean the ashes of his heretofore family.

Harry finds mysterious urns near the back of the property, and develops a drinking problem at a tender young age.

Such joy abounds in the Potter household.

"Remus! Thank god you're here!"
--"Harry, what's going on? You sounded so upset on the phone."

"Oh no! Boo hoo hooo. Wait... Harry, this happened over ten years ago."
--"What?"
"Yeah, it happened well before the series started, didn't you read the script?"

"Oh! Then, why are we crying?"
--"I don't know! Boo hoo hooo."

"Harry, dear, I'm sorry you're stuck in this bl--I mean, silly--game, but...don't you think you ought to build a house?"
--"Umm. Am I allowed to use magick?"
"I don't think that works here. I've tried, but the closest I've come is the t.v. remote. Here, this is a number for one of my, um, work associates. They get construction materials... cheap. Ask for Big Al. Tell him the Big Bad Wolf sent you."
--"Umm. Okay."

Remus is true to his word, and his "construction" friends help out Harry tremendously, using the Potter Family savings.

Harry starts the day out right--by skipping school, trashing the kitchen, and having another stiff drink.

"Remus! I'm glad you got my message. Thanks for stopping by after work."
--(Smiles.) "Well, it's not like I have any grown up friends. Unless you count Snape, and I don't. But, ah, Harry? Why are you still in your nightclothes?"
--"Never mind that, Remus. Let's do something fun. Oh, look, my parents' tombstones." (boo hoo hoo)

"Now, Harry, you simply can't live life that way. Come now, I've kil--I mean, um, I've lost lots of people, and you don't see me weeping all day, do you? You don't *see* me, do you? Harry, you didn't see me, did you??"

"I'm so glad you're here, Remus. I couldn't stand doing this alone."
--"It's all right, Harry. You can call me anytime."
"Any time?"
--"Wellll.... I suppose."
(Harry grins.) "Well, then, I guess I'll have a bath and turn in."
--"I'll be going, then."
"You don't *have* to...."
(Remus gives a vague, alarmed look and flees.)

It's two a.m., do you know where your children are?

Passed out on the floor after watching t.v. and trashing the house, that's where. (Where's Snape when you need him?)

Another day, more crying, more skipping school.

"Now, Harry, it's great fun to be downtown, but I can see through your illusion-disguise. Please next time, put some clothes on before we go. Your p.j.'s don't look very grown up."
--"Sorry, Remus. I'll remember next time, I promise."
"That's a good fellow."

"Remus, what's a condom machine for?"
--"Ah, mm." (Cough.)
"Never mind. I'm calling a cab to go home. It's so boring here!"
--(Remus sighs, looking very put out.)

There is someone waiting for him when he gets home, however.
"Why, Professor Snape!"
--"Harry, you've missed two consecutive days of class, now. Do you ever intend to return?"
"Ummm, I--"
--"Don't talk back!"

"I promise, I'll return to my studies as quickly as possible."
--"I'm sure." (Snape strides out the door with a dark look and a swirl of darker robes.)
(To be continued.)

James has burned to death! -->	Lily has burned to death!	Potter seems vaguely distraught when he comes home to an empty yard.	And proceeds to clean the ashes of his heretofore family.
Harry finds mysterious urns near the back of the property, and develops a drinking problem at a tender young age.	Such joy abounds in the Potter household.	"Remus! Thank god you're here!" --"Harry, what's going on? You sounded so upset on the phone."	"Oh no! Boo hoo hooo. Wait... Harry, this happened over ten years ago." --"What?" "Yeah, it happened well before the series started, didn't you read the script?"
"Oh! Then, why are we crying?" --"I don't know! Boo hoo hooo."	"Harry, dear, I'm sorry you're stuck in this bl--I mean, silly--game, but...don't you think you ought to build a house?" --"Umm. Am I allowed to use magick?" "I don't think that works here. I've tried, but the closest I've come is the t.v. remote. Here, this is a number for one of my, um, work associates. They get construction materials... cheap. Ask for Big Al. Tell him the Big Bad Wolf sent you." --"Umm. Okay."	Remus is true to his word, and his "construction" friends help out Harry tremendously, using the Potter Family savings.	Harry starts the day out right--by skipping school, trashing the kitchen, and having another stiff drink.
"Remus! I'm glad you got my message. Thanks for stopping by after work." --(Smiles.) "Well, it's not like I have any grown up friends. Unless you count Snape, and I don't. But, ah, Harry? Why are you still in your nightclothes?" --"Never mind that, Remus. Let's do something fun. Oh, look, my parents' tombstones." (boo hoo hoo)	"Now, Harry, you simply can't live life that way. Come now, I've kil--I mean, um, I've lost lots of people, and you don't see me weeping all day, do you? You don't see me, do you? Harry, you didn't see me, did you??"	"I'm so glad you're here, Remus. I couldn't stand doing this alone." --"It's all right, Harry. You can call me anytime." "Any time?" --"Wellll.... I suppose." (Harry grins.) "Well, then, I guess I'll have a bath and turn in." --"I'll be going, then." "You don't have to...." (Remus gives a vague, alarmed look and flees.)	It's two a.m., do you know where your children are?
Passed out on the floor after watching t.v. and trashing the house, that's where. (Where's Snape when you need him?)	Another day, more crying, more skipping school.	"Now, Harry, it's great fun to be downtown, but I can see through your illusion-disguise. Please next time, put some clothes on before we go. Your p.j.'s don't look very grown up." --"Sorry, Remus. I'll remember next time, I promise." "That's a good fellow."	"Remus, what's a condom machine for?" --"Ah, mm." (Cough.) "Never mind. I'm calling a cab to go home. It's so boring here!" --(Remus sighs, looking very put out.)
There is someone waiting for him when he gets home, however. "Why, Professor Snape!" --"Harry, you've missed two consecutive days of class, now. Do you ever intend to return?" "Ummm, I--" --"Don't talk back!"	"I promise, I'll return to my studies as quickly as possible." --"I'm sure." (Snape strides out the door with a dark look and a swirl of darker robes.)	(To be continued.)