Storybook: The Mujuushin Family

Highlights from the Sims Stories : Sim Snape & Sim Remus

(including characters who bear an uncanny resemblance to Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, and Lucius and Draco Malfoy)

Disclaimers: J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. and their assigns own the copyright to the original characters on which these are based, and the world in which the originals are set. Maxis and Electronic Arts own the rights to the video game, "The Sims," in its original form. However, I do own, and reserve all rights for, these specific pictures and descriptions. (c)2002-2003 Aimless Coyote. Don't borrow without permission. You will be bitten!

Parents: These are NOT children's stories! They are rated NC-17 and contain full frontal nudity, serious neuroses, and child abuse!
There are also homosexual overtones, although that won't hurt them.
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual encounters, and nudity.
Spoilers: Um, I don't know. I've never read the canon.
Pairings: Malfoy/Malfoy (implied)

Important: A note about sequence.... all these stories are running concurrently, so deal with it. They start in the order listed, a few days apart for each, and continue simultaneously from there. The stories jump around a lot. Why? Because this is the "highlights" page. There are four hundred pictures for each story-line.

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Hey there! story-lines roll left to right... then back.

"Snape & Lupin On Holiday"

Following an arduous rigor of work, troublemaking, and often-excruciating cohabitation, Snape and Lupin opt for a brief holiday. It doesn't take Snape long to remember why he moved in with the wolf in the first place--and it certainly wasn't the housework. He's back to his old self. -->

Afterward, he partakes in a violent sport, much to Remus's grudging admiration. (Yes, much more like his old self.)

"Oh, hey, hi there. My name is Remus, and--"

"Ooops. Sorry, Snape."
--"Mm-hm. I thought so."

A small, blond-haired girl puts the two wizards to shame with water-balloons.
"Bloody HELL! Remus, would you do something about the fucking-- Oh, hello there, Tour Director... No, I wasn't cursing in front of a child..."

"What do you mean, I'm not bloody dressed appropriately??"

"May I help you?"
--"Sir, why are you naked?"
"Go mind your own bloody business. Muggle."
"Little brat, I'll teach you to-- Oh, hello there, Tour Director. No, I wasn't... yes. Of course. I'll check out immediately."

Snape writes:
"Dear Lucius. Am having a good time. Glad you're not bloody here, you bastard. Found a blond child that reminds me of Draco. Try not to spank him too much while I'm gone. That's my job, after all. Having a marvelous holiday, except for the bloody muggles. Their incompetence reeks of tobacco smoke and half-consumed beers. Here's to hoping you and all of them fall into a pit of boiling blood and perish in horrible agony. Go to hell. Love, Snape."

Remus writes:
"Dear Harry. Am having a brilliant time on holiday. Miss you very much. Having fun, except for Snape seems more interested in the little children than in me. Also, he keeps talking about Lucius and pushing the muggles into a pit of boiling blood. At any rate, I spanked him thoroughly at volleyball. I'll be back soon. Affectionately Yours, Remus."
~~(To be continued.)~~

Permanently Incomplete. (Deal with it.)

Following an arduous rigor of work, troublemaking, and often-excruciating cohabitation, Snape and Lupin opt for a brief holiday. It doesn't take Snape long to remember why he moved in with the wolf in the first place--and it certainly wasn't the housework. He's back to his old self. -->	Afterward, he partakes in a violent sport, much to Remus's grudging admiration. (Yes, much more like his old self.)	"Oh, hey, hi there. My name is Remus, and--"	"Ooops. Sorry, Snape." --"Mm-hm. I thought so."
A small, blond-haired girl puts the two wizards to shame with water-balloons. "Bloody HELL! Remus, would you do something about the fucking-- Oh, hello there, Tour Director... No, I wasn't cursing in front of a child..."	"What do you mean, I'm not bloody dressed appropriately??"	"May I help you?" --"Sir, why are you naked?" "Go mind your own bloody business. Muggle."	"Little brat, I'll teach you to-- Oh, hello there, Tour Director. No, I wasn't... yes. Of course. I'll check out immediately."
Snape writes: "Dear Lucius. Am having a good time. Glad you're not bloody here, you bastard. Found a blond child that reminds me of Draco. Try not to spank him too much while I'm gone. That's my job, after all. Having a marvelous holiday, except for the bloody muggles. Their incompetence reeks of tobacco smoke and half-consumed beers. Here's to hoping you and all of them fall into a pit of boiling blood and perish in horrible agony. Go to hell. Love, Snape."	Remus writes: "Dear Harry. Am having a brilliant time on holiday. Miss you very much. Having fun, except for Snape seems more interested in the little children than in me. Also, he keeps talking about Lucius and pushing the muggles into a pit of boiling blood. At any rate, I spanked him thoroughly at volleyball. I'll be back soon. Affectionately Yours, Remus."	~~(To be continued.)~~ Permanently Incomplete. (Deal with it.)